Dumb comedy 'droid!
Can’t talk to vaporators;
I’ll take the red one.
I’ll take the red one.
He said, not knowing that the
*Stapler was cursed
*substitute “Red stapler was cursed” to provide the correct number of syllables if your accent requires it.
Stapler was cursed
The owner would lose his desk
And move to basement
And move to the basement
of his parents house; still has
not received that check
Not received that check?
As my British friend would say,
“It is in the post.”
It is in the Post
Grape Nuts cereal. This stuff
lacks both grapes and nuts
Lacks both grapes and nuts
So, then you know my ex? But
he’s more flake than grit
he’s more flake than grit
that’s why I broke up with the
Pillsbury Doughboy
Pillsbury Doughboy:
To get a rise out of him,
Knead his limp, white loaf.
Knead his limp, white loaf
Then put it in the display
For the town to see
For the town to see
me naked, the people must
pay me good money.
Pay me good money
And I’ll do most anything
('cept kiss MacGowan)
('cept kiss MacGowan)
Until he sings my fav’rite
Red Roses For Me
Red roses for me?
You know I am allergic!
I have a headache.
I have a headache
So I’m in no mood for love
Hand, leave me alone
“Hand, leave me alone!”
That’s what I yelled to Learned
He was on my case
He was on my case.
She was on my bottles. Oh,
what can a drunk do?
What can a drunk do?
Let himself into the cell
Rest in peace, Andy
Rest in peace, Andy
Your prostate has exploded
And took out the squad
And took out the squad
With incredible flatus
Earned a Purple Fart