Dead are coming back?
damn to hell and shitfire
There goes my weekend.
There goes my weekend
and I had such great plans too.
There’s always next year.
There’s always next year
Is Chicago fan’s lament
Why can’t it be now?
Why can’t it be now?
The curse placed by Sianis
Will not be revoked
Will not be revoked?
How can my rich uncle leave
It all to the cat?
“It all to the cat,
Your money you must bequeath!”
Cat voice in my ear.
Cat voice in my ear:
“Go straight to Hell. No, feed me,
then go straight to Hell.”
then go straight to hell
to meet Bob Dylan’s SO
(that’s his wife’s home town)
(that’s his wife’s home town)
But Tom Waites wrote “Jersey Girl.”
Bruce Springsteen did not.
Bruce Springsteen did not,
nor did Tom Waites with an “e”. 
(Street Band could use it.)
street band could use it
(the gut bass), Blinky thumps it
down on the corner
Down the corner
the pretty girls talk and laugh.
They won’t look at me.
They won’t look at me
Mexican Tetras swim past
Don’t acknowledge me
“Don’t acknowledge me
if you see me in public”
Instructions from kids
Instructions from kids
no lettuce! no crusts!
Must. not. start. screaming.
Must. not. start. screaming.
Bu I have to! I have to!
I’m freaking insane.
I’m freaking insane
I expect new result when
Doing the same way
“Doing the same way
Is boring, Baby” So let’s
Try it doggy style!
Try it doggy style.
Let’s drink out of the toilet
And eat the green grass.
And eat the green grass?
No thank you, pretty lady,
I’d rather smoke it.