While you’re on a date
Nice restaurant and movie:
That’s a simple night
That’s a simple night
When the echos in your head
Finally Shut Up
Finally, shut up!
I’m through with you! All of you!
Quiet. Give me peace.
Quiet. Give me peace.
I must meditate in peace
or I’ll kill you all
“or I’ll kill you all”
Is that some kind of dire threat?
I quake in my boots!
I quake in my boots?
But you, you killed my father.
You, prepare to die.
You prepare to die
While I’m cooking you breakfast?
Mmmm! Ptomaine Omelette!
Mmmm! Ptomaine Omelette!
With arsenic fries and ham
fried in cyanide!
Fried In Cyanide!
Yeah, I saw them open for
Pink Floyd just last year.
Pink Floyd just last year
The hottest tickets around
Not like Manilow
Not like Manilow…
Aaron Neville was born in
Louisiana
Louisiana
I come from, with a banjo
Them thar on my knee
Them thar on my knee.
Can’t ya see? Look closerly.
Is 'em wasps or bees?
Is 'em wasps or bees?
Entomologically,
Looks like mosquitoes.
Looks like mosquitoes
Carry you off; suck you dry
Wisconsin Air Force
Wisconsin Air Force
planes refuel other aircraft
to fight terrorists.
To fight terrorists
draft men, women and the kids,
everyone but me.
“Everyone but me?”
Yeah, others defend freedom
You reap benefits
You reap benefits
from active duty service
says the G.I. Bill.
Says the G.I. Bill
And says G.I. Joe and Jane
Don’t sign that contract!