Don’t sign that contract!
She is not an employer.
She is the devil!
She is the devil
And she is in a blue dress
Blue dress, blue dress on
Blue dress? Blue dress on
a young girl, with white checks,
Over the Rainbow.
Over the rainbow
Follow the yellow brick road
Back home to Kansas
Back home to Kansas
City, Missouri, come the Chiefs–
Victorious team!
Victorious team?
SB IV was long ago
Stram and Len Dawson
Stram and Len Dawson,
matriculatin’ the ball
all the way! Touchdown!
All the way! Touchdown!
Now put the soap back in the
Tray where it belongs.
Tray where it belongs
Trig, Track, Bristol and Piper
That leaves dear Willow
That leaves dear Willow
To the fanboys’ fantasies
Ah, Ms. Rosenberg!
Ah, Ms. Rosenberg!
Sexy, curvaceous and hot
Ah, Mrs. Prasad!
Ah, Mrs. Prasad!
What the heck are you doing
in an odd haiku?
In an odd haiku?
Don’t seventeen syllables
Make all haikus odd?
Make all haikus odd
Straight Dope Board members write them
About their hobbies
“About their hobbies”
Has only four syllables, so
I’ll add an extra here.
I’ll add an extra here
How many syllables? It’s
5, 7, & 5!
“About their hobbies” has 5 syllables to me. How are you counting it?
5, 7, & 5!
Get the haiku right or the
Haiku cops will come
Haiku cops will come
If I mention boobs again;
Screw the Man! Boobies!
—Gack! Where was my head? A thousand pardons!
Screw the Man! Boobies
are God’s gift to all of us.
How I miss Annette!