Phew. I’m glad that we’ve firmly established that I am not crazy.*
*In this one particular instance.
How I miss Annette
And Maggie Thatcher as well
May they rest in peace
May they rest in peace
Siskel and Ebert forever
Death gets a thumbs down
Death gets a thumbs down.
But as Stephen King wrote it:
We each owe a death.
(End of The Green Mile: We each owe a death, there are no exceptions, I know that, but sometimes, oh God, the Green Mile is so long
We each owe a Death
Eater (Snape) our honor and praise
for his sacrifice.
For his sacrifice
bunt, the pitcher was high-fived
NL game, of course
NL game, of course
yet another Yankee win –
where are the Pirates?
Where are the Pirates?
And where are the Buccaneers?
On my bucking head
Almost with you dear
Just one more short ride to go
Together Forever
Together forever
Mullet and porn star mustache
On my bucking head
On my bucking head.
And they make me look so good
On my hucking bed.
On my hucking bed
Becky Thatcher was sleeping
Tom Sawyer looked on
Tom Sawyer looked on
Though his mind is not for rent
Catch the mystery
Catch the mystery –
Nancy Drew and Hardy Boys
Capture Scooby-Doo!
Capture Scooby-Doo?
I’d rather capture Daphne
In that groovy van!
In that groovy van
Evade MPs, save the farm
You’re in the A-Team
You’re in the A-Team
And the plan comes together;
Break out the cigars!
Break out the cigars!
Please, Monica Lewinsky;
Or maybe just one
Or maybe just one
or two chocolates would not
ruin my diet
Ruin my diet!
Give me fat, sugar, and beer!
Kill me! I don’t care!