Kill me! I don’t care!
I 'll be reincarnated
As your worst nightmare.
As your worst nightmare,
I’m afraid I must tell you
That you are now doomed.
That you are now doomed?
Psst! Let me sell you this charm
against destruction
Against destruction?
Vote now to stop all of the
“End Construction” signs.
“End Construction” signs
In orbit around the Earth
May stop the Vogons
May, stop the Vogons!
Julie, stop the Romulans!
June, stop the Daleks!
June, stop the Daleks!
Use a gun if need be. They’re
stealing silver spoons
Stealing silver spoons
Sipping soup so savory
Settles Sam’s stomach
Settles Sam’s stomach?
Wonder drug it is indeed.
Quick, John - go buy some!
Quick, John - go buy some!
You’re going out with a slut.
You need those condoms!
You need those condoms
“No glove, no love,” as they say
She said to get twelve!
She said to get twelve?
What if they have eleven?
What do I do then?
What do I do then?
He thought with condom in place.
Guess I’ll put it in.
Guess I’ll put it in?
She said, “push it in, then out.”
Please make up your mind!
Please makeup your mind:
Lipstick on your libido,
Mascara your id.
Mascara your id
High heels, and see-through short skirts
Work it as you walk
Work it as you walk;
It’s a whole different sex,
Like jello on springs!
Like jello on springs
They jiggle as she sashays
Firm, those flower hats
Firm those flower hats
sit, upon the heads of the
women of the choir.
women of the choir
To sum up what St. Paul said:
Sing and then shut up!