Sing and then shut up
Rejoice, and then stifle it
Dance until you drop
Dance until you drop,
And when you’ve drop’d so far down,
Rise and dance again!
Rise and dance again
Let the spirit move you 'round
Flow with the music
Flow with the music
Let it fill up in you and
Spill out on the floor
Spill out on the floor
From open wound, blood and guts
My, what a big mess
My, what a big mess,
another fine mess that you’ve
gotten us into!
Gotten us into
what? I didn’t do it and
you can’t prove I did.
You can’t prove I did
Cut loose with that fart, therefore
I admit nothing
I admit nothing,
no humans, elves, dwarves gnomes, are
permitted in here.
Permitted in here
Or there, or just anywhere
Don’t ever go out
Don’t ever go out
in the woods at night alone–
it lurks in the dark.
It lurks in the dark
Find the Big Dipper’s pointers
Behold, the North Star
Behold the North Star.
Beautiful Polaris is
always in my sky.
always in my sky.
and when we communicate
Sometimes in my Skype
Sometimes in my Skype
Sometimes over a cell phone
Phone sex either way!
Phone sex either way
Long Distance or Local Call
Hands Free is needed
Hands Free is needed
Imaginary lovers
He must shave his palms
He must shave his palms –
The full moon has passed for now.
No one must suspect!
No one must suspect
That Clark Kent is Superman!
Glasses? Great disguise!
Glasses? Great disguise!
Add a big nose, and moustache
Groucho would be proud