She left in a snit
Begrudgingly to The Pit
Where she said, F* OFF!**
Where she said, F*** OFF!
I told her to say what she meant
Without fucking stars.
Without fucking stars,
how else would we get children
with those fucked up names?
With those fucked up names
Moxie CrimeFighter Jillette
And Dweezil Zappa
And Dweezil Zappa?
What moron names their child that?
Frank Zappa, that’s who.
Frank Zappa, that’s who
Warned us of the Yellow Snow
Told us don’t eat it
Told us don’t eat it
“Don’t take the brown acid, man”
Quoth Wavy Gravy.
Quoth Wavy Gravy,
An octogenarian -
He has been around.
He has been around,
fucked at least a dozen gals,
all of them pretty!
All of them pretty
Beauty is overrated
Just give me faithful
Just give me faithful
dogs, reefer, plenty of cash,
and a horde of whores.
And a horde of whores
said unto the Lord on High
“Happy ending, Lord?”
Happy ending? Lord,
will Amy and Sheldon get
down with their bad selves?
down with their bad selves?
Now I want a big cookie.
Dammit, Keebler eleves.
Dammit, Keebler eleves!
Ernie shall not make me break
My diet! (Munch, munch.)
My diet! (Munch, munch).
Hannibal Lechter enjoys
Lunching with John Munch.
Lunching with John Munch,
he talked about his last case:
lost my appetite.
Lost my appetite
While watching zombie blow jobs
“Half a hot dog, sir”
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“Half a hot dog, sir?”
“I’ve a maneuver for that”
Said Doctor Heimlich.