Haiku Madness

Tell that to George Zip?
Who the hell is this George Zip
and why should I care?

and why should I care?
and how would I know? Zombies
Sing that she’s not there!

Sing that she’s not there,
She’s here with me, beside me,
And she always will!

And she always will
Sell sea shells by the seashore
That tongue twistin’ wench

That tongue-twistin’ wench
That wicked witch of the west
Now, where’s Dorothy?

Now, where’s Dorothy?
I had a date with her. Damn,
she’s two-timing me.

She’s two-timing me
It’s her personality
Her name is Sybil

Her name is Sybil,
she’s infuriating: vague
with double meaning.

with double meaning
but with single direction.
Which way do I go?

Which way do I go?
I took the road less traveled,
Now I’m fucking lost.

Now I’m fucking Lost.
It’s hard to screw a TV
show, but I do it.

show? but I do it
place? not ideal, but yeah
win? hell to the yes!

“Win Hell to the” Yes?
Will someone explain the words
of Yes albums please?

of Yes albums please,
they’re fragile tomatoes and
big generators

Big generators
are needed at Mustard’s big
Fortress of Evil

Fortress of Evil,
beware the mighty power
of Superman and friends!

Of Superman and friends
say nothing bad. They’ll send you
to the Phantom Zone.

To the phantom zone
Where plane crashes don’t happen
Not like SFO

Not like SFO
Leave flowers out of your hair
Well, if you’re going

Well, if you’re going
to the store anyway, please get
some milk, bread and cheese.