Some milk, bread and cheese
Helps make a great cheese fondue
Just don’t lose your bread
Just don’t lose your bread.
In the 1960’s that meant
Don’t lose your money.
Don’t lose your money
What d’you do for it, honey?
How d’you get your love?
(trying to quote AC/DC song lyrics there)
How d’you get your love
to take out the trash on a
bleary Monday morn?
Dreary Monday morn.
Is trash day the real reason
You don’t like Mondays?
You don’t like Mondays?
Oh, I do. I usually
play some D&D
Play some D&D:
magic swords, evil monsters and
imagination.
Imagination?
How about Imagineer?
That’s what Disney says.
That’s what Disney says
He says “mustache rides ten cents.”
Then he’s asked to leave
Then he’s asked to leave
because he’s a tree? Yes, he’s
a son of a beech.
a son of a beech
cheese and rice got all muddy
motherfucker. (whoops)
Motherfucker (whoops)?
What did you say there, young man??!!
I’ll wash your mouth out!
I’ll wash your mouth out!
I am always happy to
after you swallow.
After you swallow
the red pill you’ll probably
wish you’d picked the blue.
Wish you’d picked blue?
Well I’m sorry I put red
In your load of whites
In your load of whites
I accidentally put one
Hispanic. Sorry.
Hispanic sorry?
¿Como se dice “Sorry”?
It’s “lo siento.”
ETA: make it 5-7-5 not 5-8-5
It’s “lo siento.”
I don’t understand. I speak
only coyote.
Only coyote
orders fabulous gizmos
to catch road runner.
to catch road runner
You simply need cable and
The Cartoon Channel.