The Cartoon Channel
shows some great toons, yes, but it
won’t air “Fritz the Cat”
won’t air “Fritz the Cat”
won’t provide real butter
this theater sucks
This theater sucks,
That theater blows. Ergo,
Equilibrium.
Equilibrium.
Do one good deed for each bad.
Live a balanced life.
Live a balanced life,
eat a balanced breakfast, and
have unbalanced sex.
have unbalanced sex.
I once saw an act like that:
The Aristrocrats.
The Aristocrats
Promised they wouldn’t do that
'Ristocratic Oath
'Ristocratic Oath:
Don’t stay in a Motel 6
When Hilton is there
When Hilton is there
and Sheraton is here, then
where is Motel 6?
Where is Motel 6?
Just leave the light on for me,
I’m still in the dark,
I’m still in the dark,
developing negatives
from old cameras.
from old cameras
come vintage porn, I’m guessing
hairy pubes and all
Hairy pubes and all,
He licked her head to toe. Then
coughed up a fur ball.
Coughed up a fur ball,
my cat did. I banked it from
thirty and we won.
thirty and we won.
You are now President
And I am now VEEP!
And I am now VEEP!
Such power!! I can break a
tie in the Senate!!!
Tie in the Senate,
Chain the Representatives,
Bind the Supreme Court!
Bind the Supreme Court!
Hell, no! They’re much too wizened
for my kinkiness.
For my kinkiness
They were forced to let me go
I am a freedman
I am a freedman?
No, I ain’t no relation
to those Texas Jews.