To those Texas Jews
You can hear them all yell “Yip-
Pee kai yay, oi vey!”
Pee kai yay, oi vey!
Vey is meer, yahoo, hoo boy,
Sholem aleichem.
Sholem Aleichem:
If I were a wealthy man,
I’d shoot that fiddler.
I’d shoot that fiddler,
Laugh as he rolled off the roof.
Clad in a G-string.
Glad in a G-string,
I was. Women took one look
and ran in horror.
And ran in horror
through the night, screaming her fear,
Where was her baby?
Where was her baby?
He was the son of Satan
He was pure evil
He was pure evil.
He set his plan in motion.
He ran for Congress.
He ran for Congress,
but much to his surprise the
Congress ran from him.
Congress ran from him,
Abe Lincoln’s angry ghost yelled,
‘Come back, you pussies!’
“Come back, you pussies!”
Lord knows it’s hard, very hard,
wrangling pussycats.
wrangling pussycats.
He killed 17 actors.
Guess he didn’t like CATS.
Guess he didn’t like
CATS. He stormed out screaming: "Death
to McCavity
To McCavity?
A new McDonald’s sandwich?
Burger King Whopper
Burger King Whopper
Would you like some fries with that ?
A mother’s nightmare.
A mother’s nightmare
“Pulled the trigger now he’s dead”
Freddy’s confession
Freddy’s confession:
“Wilma’s blow jobs make me yell,
‘Yabba Dabba Do!’”
“Yabba Dabba Do?”
When Wilma is on her knees
It’s “Come here, darling.”
It’s “Come here darling”
Now I’m getting orders on
where to spill my seed?
Where to spill my seed?
My gift to her will be this:
A nice pearl necklace