A nice pearl necklace,
Caviar and Cadillac
That girl don’t come cheap.
That girl don’t come cheap
But that girl comes easily
She’s easy and fast
She’s easy and fast,
just follow the directions–
she’s done in minutes!
She’s done in minutes
When seconds count for hours
What time is it, sir?
What time is it, sir?
Twenty five or six to four;
Cue the horn section!
Cue the horn section
Anybody really care?
As I was walking…
As I was walking
down that lonesome road, I saw
a murder most foul.
A murder most foul
Something just killed a chicken
And picked the bones clean
And picked the bones clean
Sure beats pickin’ a banjo
Deliverance squeal?
Deliverance squeal?
or was that the sound of me
strumming my banjo?
Strumming my banjo?
Is that what you silly kids
call it nowadays?
Call it nowadays
Football teams in training camp
Call it twoadays
Call it twoadays
Threeadays, Fouradays, and
so on and so on
So on and so on
As it was when it began
So it will remain
So it will remain
Democrats, Republicans
Two-party system
Two-party system
Means beer or wine; what’ll you have?
Drink up, party down!
Drink up, party down!
Fire up that joint! Everyone
get naked! I’m here.
Get naked! I’m here.
Six hot chicks in a hot tub
Await an orgy!
Await an orgy!
And then we will all want drinks.
Orangy screwdrivers!
Orangy screwdrivers!
Raspberry hammers! Lime wrench!
These tools are for kids!