These tools are for kids!
Rubber hammers, plastic saws,
And cardboard pliers.
And cardboard pliers?
No thank you. I need the real
thing to pull out teeth.
Thing! To pull out teeth
I’ll need really big pliers–
Lurch has cavities!
Lurch has cavities
Stop putting sugar on the
Salesmen that he eats
Salesmen that he eats
really pissed off the mean boss.
They didn’t close well.
They didn’t close well
He thought as he licked his chops
Her thigh is juicy
Her thigh is juicy
Her large breasts are succulent –
Chicken parts, you pervs!
Chicken parts? You pervs!
In old Soviet Union,
chicken parted you!
Chicken parted you
Use a drumstick for a comb
His hair was perfect
His hair was perfect,
At Trader Vic’s, drinking a
Pina colada
Pina Colada
Don’t forget the swizzle stick
Here’s to you, dear girl
Here’s to you, dear girl!
Oh, Madame Pepperwinkle’s
birthday is today!
Birthday is today?
It’s good that you remembered
What have you got planned?
“What have you got planned?”
Dinner tonight, tomorrow
she gets to go shop.
She gets to go shop.
Will she purchase some clothing
Or, perhaps, a ring?
Or, perhaps, a ring-
tone: the Madame is into
chic electronics.
Chic electronics
I don’t need. Gimme three joints
and buckets of beer.
and buckets of beer.
plus some chicks.
Up for skinny-dipping?
Up for skinny-dipping?
Always, 'pecially if you’re
a bodacious babe.
a bodacious babe
wanted to make an exchange
tit for tat, I say