Tit for tat, I say
What goes around, comes around
Live the Golden Rule
Live the golden rule:
Puff, puff, and pass to the right.
Don’t bogart that joint.
Don’t bogart that joint.
Pass it to that friendly man–
Oops, he is a narc!
Oops, he is a narc!
But wait! He just fell asleep!
Narcoleptic narc!
Narcoleptic narc
met a nymphomanic nun.
They slept together.
They slept together
Instead of tending the sheep
On Brokeback Mountain
On Brokeback Mountain
Fonda worked with his daughter
wasn’t that the film?
Wasn’t that the film
On Golden Pond with the kid
wanting to suck face?
Wanting to suck face
Yes that’s the film, Hank and Jane
Jane was pretty hot
Jane was pretty hot
And so were the reactions
See Jane in Hanoi.
See Jane in Hanoi.
See Jane apologizing
the rest of her life.
The rest of her life
Isn’t long enough for me
Our 'Nam vets are PISSED
Our 'Nam vets are pissed
It’s hard to treat animals
In third world countries
In third world countries,
France, for instance, people have
to eat frogs and snails.
To eat frogs and snails
one must first have chocolate:
not with, instead of.
Not with, instead of;
Words sentences don’t end with.
D’oh! Prepositions!
D’oh! Prepositions!
Is that not Homer Simpson’s
Catch phrase with a twist?
Catch Phrase with A Twist
That sounds like a new game show
You’d find on TV
You’d find on TV:
Dynasty Ducks, Shark Week, Here
Comes Honey Booboo!
Comes honey, Boo Boo
Guess picnic baskets aren’t what
Yogi really craved