They might just bite you
Those vile vampire alpacas
May spit on you too
May spit on you too
May urinate on your shoes
May do lots 'o things
May do lots o’ things,
I may, in my endless quest
for a horde of whores
for a horde of whores?
A strumpet with a trumpet?
I abhor such things!
I abhor such things
as come to my living room,
then hurl their garbage.
then hurl their garbage
on the truck, these refuse guys
do a stinky job
Do a stinky job
one day you’ll be a star
but never forget who you are
But never forget [delete] who you are[/delete]:
Righty-tighty, lefty-loose.
Or something like that.
Or something like that.
Who cares for much precision,
When disarming bombs?
When disarming bombs
always cut the blue wire
…or, is it the red?
…or, is it the red?
Rudolph The Red-Nose Reindeer?
Christmas Tradition!
Christmas Tradition –
We start decorating right
after Halloween.
After Halloween
unquiet spirits depart
until the next year.
Until the next year
We will live our sorry lives
Drowning in red wine.
Drowning in red wine,
I’m going up the country,
Stay drunk all the time.
Stay drunk all the time
It’s a great way to prevent
Getting hungover
Getting hungover
I seek relief from torment
A hair of the dog
A hair of the dog:
If the bark’s worse than the bite,
How bad is the hair?
How bad is the hair?
Atrocious. She looks like the
Bride of Frankenstein.
Bride of Frankenstein
Brother-in-Law of Mummy
One’s a great movie