Haiku Madness

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One’s a great movie!
I only hope the sequel,
Two, will be as good.

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Two, will be as good
Three can come close with great skill
Four takes the mickey.

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Four takes the mickey.
M-I-C K-E-Y (why?)
M-O-U-S-E

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M-O-U-S-E
and M-I-C-K-E-Y
sang the dyslexic

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Sang the dyslexic
Old MacDonald, “Had a farm,
I-E-I-E-O”

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I-e! I-e! O?
I c i r 0 e 10
i o u 4 1

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i o u 4 1?
I’m a little short now. I’ll
pay you next Tuesday.

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Pay you next Tuesday
for a hamburger today
Wellington Wimpy

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Wellington Wimpy
tries to cross the pond in boots.
Splash! He’s fallen in!

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Splash: He’s fallen in
love with a mermaid, but her
Tail gets in the way.

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Tail gets in the way
Oh why can’t this mermaid be
top fish bottom girl?

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top fish bottom girl?
You wish is my command, sir.
Here’s girl bottom girl

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Here’s girl bottom girl
bottom girl bottom girl girl
dammit, I lost track

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Dammit, I lost track
of the times I’ve been higher
higher than a kite.

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higher than a kite.
Eight miles high and falling fast.
I love Don McLean.

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I love Don McLean:
Narcissima, Empty Chairs,
Starry, Starry Night.

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Starry starry night
Paint your palette blue and gray
Boring palette, no?

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Boring palette, no?
Painting pictures of pitch-black -
Midnight in a cave.

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Midnight in a cave,
More wood, let the flames burn bright!
Shadow puppets dance

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Shadow puppets dance.
But when she moves, I’m watching
Her sweater puppets.