Her sweater puppets
Bounce and dance and leap around,
elegant in wool.
Elegant in wool
Our next four-legged model
Is such a ba-a-a-a-d girl
Is such a ba-a-a-a-d girl
she sure is. She said she does
not date coyotes.
not date coyotes.
They go into restaurants
And eat roadrunners.
And eat roadrunners
By using Acme trap and
Elaborate scheme
Elaborate scheme
rarely works to killl hero.
Just use a pistol.
Just use a pistol
on that damn annoying fly
buzzing around you.
buzzing around you
because you’re pretty and sweet
is Hallmark hiring?
I Hallmark hiring?
“Congrats on your new baby
And the dead bunny”
And the dead bunny?
'Twill resurrect on Easter
and bring chocolate.
And bring chocolate,
flowers, and wine when you see
your girlfriend, Grasshopper.
your girlfriend, Grasshopper.
Just find a really nice lawn
And then grass hop her.
And then grass hop her,
smoke weed and play Big Bopper,
but do not chop her
But do not chop her
Even when you feel like it
You must learn restraint!
You must learn restraint,
subtlety, and, once you have,
you can go hog wild!
You can go hog wild
eat bacon, pork, and sausage
And the ham and spam
And the ham and spam.
And lamb and jam and graham, and
clam and yam and ram.
Clam and Yam and Ram
went for a walk in the woods,
They were all eaten.
They were all eaten.
All the hash brownies gone. I
had to stay sober.
Had to stay sober
Driving the kids home from school
(plus I’m out of beer)