Plus: I’m out of beer.
Huh? How can that be a plus?
Oh yeah; I don’t drink.
Oh yeah, I don’t drink
Bloody Marys anymore
Too many veggies
Too many veggies,
didn’t climb to the top of
the food chain for this!
The food chain for this:
DDT concentration
No birdsong in spring.
No birdsong in spring
Except for the hummingbirds
(who don’t really sing)
Who don’t really sing?
I think you are thinking of
Milli Vanilli.
Milli Vanilli
Sounds like a boring white chick
Good for baking, though
Good for baking, though,
are July days hotter than
the hinges of Hell.
the hinges of Hell
need WD40
the door always styx
Good one.
The door always Styx
And you should look out for Stones
They may break your bones
They may break your bones
and push you off of their clouds
and paint your door black.
and paint your door black
what sort of satisfaction
would you then get? None!
Would you then get none
of the inside jokes in these
unending haikus?
Unending haikus
contain the secret of life!
The true answer is…
The true answer is…
Whoops. My cell phone is ringing.
Have to answer it.
Have to answer it
In the form of a question:
Final Jeopardy.
Final Jeopardy
The only part worth watching
So suck it, Trebek!
So suck it, Trebek!
When the coyote dick speaks,
the heavens will part!
The heavens will part
Very wide, down the middle
Just like your hairstyle
Just like your hairstyle
I’m nervous about the Soo
That’s right, I dread locks