Oh say, can you see
that I really want to rhyme
purple and silver
purple and silver
faces of suns in splendor
three blue frets in chief
three blue frets in chief
a baker once now a thief
dough is all he kneads
Dough is all he kneads.
Too bad he’s ugly and poor.
No woman likes him.
No woman likes him
and yet they all surround him;
he’s a chick magnet.
He’s a chick magnet,
Except his poles are reversed;
He repels women.
He repels women
He needs more Axe body spray
That aughta do it
That aughta do it
And also, you aughta know
Misspellings abound
Misspellings abound.
Especially in state names
Like Misisipi.
Like Misisipi
I will have a cup of tea
And I’ll sipi it
And I’ll sipi it
with great pleasure. I just love
some rose-hipi tea.
Some rose hipi tea
with Filipo Filipi
in my cosy tipi.
in my cosy tipi.
Or wikiup. Or tipi.
Relax! You’re too tense.
Relax! You’re too tense.
Past, present, future are all
Rushing by us now.
Rushing by us now?!
Damn! Why is it I never
get any flashbacks?
Get any flashbacks
But what if you turn around
Will you flashforward
Will you flashforward
to the Antichrist to see if
it’s Republican?
It’s Republican
Showtime - flap ears - march along -
Hold the tail in front!
Hold the tail in front,
and keep Donkey’s head held up–
Don’t let him look down.
Don’t tell him to look down
If he sees it he will barf
And then I’ll blow chunks