And then I’ll blow chunks
and lava and make you run.
I’m the volcano.
I’m the volcano,
Pretty soon you learn to fly;
When da volcano blow.
When da volcano blow
You best get out of the way
It will lava you
It will lava you,
lava me, lava all; all
you need is lava.
you need is lava.
That’s what I was told by the
Natural healer.
Natural healer
He’s a quack 'cuz he told me
To sit on a duck
To sit on a duck
is much, much less painful than
sitting on a buck
Sitting on a buck
Makes fewer pillows; you can’t
Get down from a buck.
Get down from a buck?
Whoever would want to ride
a thing with antlers?
A thing with antlers?
20 hijacks, No Answer
I Hate that Forum!
I hate that forum
discussions so often go
over the same ground.
over the same ground:
the river and through the woods.
The Big Bad Wolf’s route.
The Big Bad Wolf’s route
Goes past three pigs, Granny’s house
Ends with boy who cried
Ends with boy who cried:
The government reopens,
Watch Boehner boo-hoo.
Watch Boehner boo-hoo
And then disappear from sight
Boehner gone missing*
*(here I refer you to the very first Haiku Madness post)
Boehner gone missing
His policies are flaccid
And his clout’s gone soft
And his clout’s gone soft.
Well, we can fix that right up
With a small blue pill
With a small blue pill,
You can stay in the Matrix.
Red pills are more fun.
Red pills are more fun,
Red wine gets you more drunk, and
Red Bull gives you wings!
Red Bull gievs you wings
Have them slammed into your chest
And you’ll have Blood Wings