And you’ll have Blood Wings
dope and virgins when you join
my Satanic cult
My Satanic cult:
Hot Stuff, the Little Devil,
Dark Lord in diapers.
Dark Lord in diapers,
give us a break Halloween:
brimstone talcum stinks.
Brimstone talcum stinks
Fireproof diapers cost too much
Raising hell is tough
Raising hell is tough
on the kidneys and heart, but
sometimes it’s worth it.
sometimes it’s worth it.
As Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young
Sang “For What It’s Worth”
Sang “For What It’s Worth”
did Buffalo Springfield, and
covered by Cher, too.
Covered by Cher, too
Also Beavis and Butthead
Sang I got you babe
Sang “I got you babe,”
said the cop who arrested
me today. Send bail!
Me today: “Send bail,
And lawyers, guns and money!”
The shit hit the fan.
The shit hit the fan
Would have been messier if
The fan was turned on
The fan was turned on
As they slept in the bedroom;
Two Koreans died.
Two Koreans died.
I think it happened in an
Episode of MAS*H
Episode of MAS*H
Burns got shell fragments in eye
He had egg on face
He had egg on face:
I ate the egg and ate the
brains, brains, brains, brains, braaaaaains!
brains, brains, brains, brains, braaaaaains!
Are you a zombie or a
Tea Party member?
Tea Party member:
An impressive, swinging cock?
Or just a big dick.
Or just a big dick?
I’ve got one of those, but I
also have a brain.
Also have a brain?
No thanks. You see, I’m trying
to give them up now.
To give them up now
You’d be totally crazy
Those pants are magic