Those pants are magic
Silver silk Mojo machine
Entrancing Booty
Entrancing Booty,
I could watch you for hours;
Like jello on springs.
Like jello on springs…
Precarious sanity
Drips onto the ground.
Drips onto the ground.
I am so damned embarassed.
Where is a bathroom?
Where is a bathroom?
There’s a bathroom on the right
So says CCR
So says CCR:
“No cars up on cinder blocks!”
Makes a redneck sad.
Makes a redneck sad
When the pickup truck don’t run
Just have sex with sis
Just have sex with sis!
Bordello of our Lady
open all night long.
Open all night long
It’s fun to go to Waffle house
And watch drunks come in
And watch the drunks come in
But toss the drunk hookers out
Love the ol’ heave ho
Love the ol’ heave ho?
Well, “Yo, ho, blow the man down” –
That’s a Navy song.
That’s a navy song,
but what color is this one?
“All You Need Is Love”
All you need is love
On the long and winding road
That leads to your door
That leads to your door.
I will come knock, knock, knocking
on it in heaven.
On it in heaven,
Off it in hell, and midway
in purgatory.
In purgatory,
You may be damned if you do,
And damned if you don’t.
And damned if you don’t
See devil with the blue dress
She’s quite bewitching
She’s quite bewitching,
this Samantha Stevens, but
you should meet her Mom.
you should meet her Mom.
And you will soon discover
Where she got her looks.
Where she got her looks?
If the lights are off, who cares?
Brown bag’s on her head!