Instead of food stamps,
the Republican plan says,
Go and get a job
Go and get a job,
it’s the holidays, man, so
Be a Santa Claus!
Be a Santa Claus!
Better that than a humbug
Spread some love and cheer
Spread some love and cheer.
Because it’s cheaper than food.
Are there no work houses?
Are there no work houses?
I’m ready, willing, able
But, alas, no work.
But, alas, no work
permit means we now have to
tear down the mission.
tear down the mission
the porno director shouts
time for a scene change
Time for a scene change?
So move out of state, will ya?
He needs a life change.
He needs a Life change
Regular Life won’t cut it
He wants Cinnamon
He wants Cinnamon,
He wants Rollin Hand, Willy,
and he wants Barney.
And he wants Barney
Is that Miller or Stinson?
Or maybe Rubble?
Or maybe Rubble?
It’s “Bubble, bubble, toilet
trouble.” Or is it?
trouble." Or is it?
the south side of chicago
Bad, bad Leroy Brown
Bad, bad Leroy Brown,
And for sure not the Buckeyes
Could stop the Spartans
Could “Stop the Spartans”
be number one this weekend
at the theaters?
At the theaters
She would not go down on me
I dumped Alanis
I dumped Alanis
because she can’t sing a note.
It’s so ironic.
It’s so ironic
That appliance I use to
De-wrinkle my pants
De-wrinkle my pants
With a tent pole in my crotch.
Just glad to see you!
Just glad to see you
And all my other great friends
This holiday time.