Dance naked for sport
But please, mind the genitals
The Twist: ill-advised
The Twist: ill-advised:
you can pull your clitoris
a fact little known
A fact little known
is that I’m the best lover
on the whole planet.
On the whole planet
He lauds his lover skills, but
Solo doesn’t count
Solo doesn’t count.
U.N.C.L.E.'s Napoleon or
Star Wars’s Han. So Low?
Star Wars’ Han Solo
Does not do it for me, no.
Give me Jane Jetson
Give me Jane Jetson,
toss in an Orgasmatron,
and forget poor George.
And forget poor George
He was a good Boy but then
Karma got to him
Karma got to him
While he was going around,
The bus came around.
The bus came around.
Got on but can’t get off. Trapped
in the Twilight Zone.
In the Twilight Zone,
everyone can hear you scream.
Not that it helps, though.
Not that it helps, though.
But it doesn’t hurt either.
I’d call it a draw.
I’d call it a draw
but the rules won’t let me. It’s
time for sudden death!
Love this.
Time for sudden death!
If you lose in overtime
You lose more than game
You lose more than game
When you hunt out of season
You lose money, too.
You lose money, too,
If you bet on the Packers.
GO FORTY-NINERS!!!
GO FORTY-NINERS!!!
In two thousand, forty-nine
This chant will seem weird.
This chant will seem weird
Said the dyslexic Buddhist
It goes like this: mmmmooooooooooooooooooo
It goes like this: mmmmooooooooooooooooooo
Premature interrupting
Cow does knock knock joke.
Cow does knock knock joke
She loves to watch comedy
like in the mooo-vies