like in the mooo-vies
that udderly sublime film
“Milk”, starring Sean Penn
“Milk,” starring Sean Penn
is a film I’ve never seen.
Hey, man, it ain’t porn.
Hey, man, it ain’t porn
If she decides to swallow.
That makes it tasteful.
That makes it tasteful
if they hide the nads, but I
want unbridled sex!
want unbridled sex?
head out to Colorado
find you a mustang
find you a mustang
And a sidekick named Tonto
Be Kemosabe
Be Kemosabe
Or be Tonto; but I don’t
Recommend Silver.
Recommend silver,
And gold, frankincence, and myrrh
No thanks, I’ll take cash.
No thanks, I’ll take cash.
unmarked, please, and only in
denominations
Denominations
divide the faithful into
nonsecular sects.
nonsecular sects?
I thought we were discussing
Nonsexular sex.
Nonsexular sex
The reason you never hear
about worm orgies.
ETA: Based on a misconception about worm reproduction that I just realized was wrong.
About worm orgies
Very careful one must be to
Not mount the wrong end
Not mount the wrong end?
When it comes to sex I think
all the ends are right!
All the ends are right –
The ends justify the means,
And Might Makes Right, Right?
And Might Makes Right, Right?
That might be true, however
What is Left is Right.
What is Left is Right:
Two wrongs don’t make a right, but
Three rights make a left.
Three rights make a left
But don’t get stuck in traffic
Just ask Chris Christie
Just ask Chris Christie
Why did his parents name him
Christopher Christie?
Christopher Christie
met up with Chris Columbus:
Then the Chrisses crossed.