And Reeferdamn kids,
Amsterdam adults, are in
the Dutch with tulips!
The Dutch, with tulips,
Not poison ivy; That’ll
Rotterdam arm off!
Rotterdam arm off?
I was told it would only
Give me hairy palms.
Give me hairy palms
Instead, I am quite hungery
Give me schweddy balls
Give me schweddy balls
I find them much tastier
Than dusty muffins
Than Dusty Muffins,
The lesser known sidekick of
The Lone Pastry Chef
The Lone Pastry Chef –
a fiery skillet with
the speed of eclair!
The speed of eclair
equals c divided by
the mass of choux dough.
The Mass of choux dough
Is celebrated with quite
Different wafers
Different wafers
of polyvalent copper
infused with choc’late!
Infused with choc’late
Would allow me to leave a
Sweet and tasty corpse.
Sweet and tasty corpse
He was in death as he lived:
A man of good taste
A man of good taste
Can not be called ageusic
Go and look it up!
(Prof P and Esox L, I doff my hat to you both)
Go and look it up!
What? I never look things up.
Hell, I google them.
Hell I google them
The I karate chop them
I have Google Fu
I have Google Fu
Doctor says it’s treatable
But it’s expensive
But it’s expensive
is a hoard of whores but it’s
so much fucking fun.
So much fucking fun
If done right. If it isn’t?
It’s still pretty good.
(Thanks, burpo <embarrasssed smiley>)
It’s still pretty good
But it could still be better
Bring on the midgets!
Bring on the midgets!
Life without little people
Brings us all up short.
(Booooo!! Hisssssss!! @#$%^&*!! G’wahhhhhhn!!) 