Brings us all up short!?
Puns are the lowest form of
humour for midgets
Humour for midgets?
That’s a mighty tall order!
Gotta go lie down. :rolleyes:
Gotta go lie down.
It’s time for me to do the
horizontal bop.
Horizontal Bop
Didn’t Bob Seger write that?
He must have been drunk
(Damn, ninja’d)
He must have been drunk
out of his mind to have married
The Countess of Ugh.
Alert! Alert!
Internal balance disrupted!
out of his mind to have wed
Balance restored
The Countess of Ugh
Wasn’t hung for her beauty,
She was beheaded.
She was beheaded
Everyone agreed she had
Never looked better
Never looked better
than when she was fully dress’d
and wore a full mask.
…and wore a full mask:
Phantom of the Opera’s
Uglier brother.
Uglier brother…
Sister was a beauty queen:
Mom and Dad confused.
Mom and dad are confused
Sis, bro, granny are flustered
But the dog’s just fine
…But the dog’s just fine.
The hamburger has marks where
The jockey hit it.
The jockey hit it.
When Scretariat won
Racing’s Triple Crown
Racing’s Triple Crown:
There isn’t a crown, just a
Lot of Mint Juleps.
Lot of Mint Juleps
here for sale at auction for
$300.
$300?
For my four-piece to play? That’s…
Twelve hundred dollars! :smack:
Twelve hundred dollars!
Expensive pair of pants
Does it have TV?
Does it have TV?
No, but it has video
In the shower stall.
In the shower stall
On the floor, or the table
Do it anywhere