The Hokey Pokey
makes me upchucky muchy.
Give me the Limbo!
Give me the Limbo?
With my damn acid reflux?
Oh, just shoot me now!
Oh, just shoot me now!
Then retouch and air brush me.
Make me a Gisele.
Make me Gisele?
Why? So you can go marry
QB, Tom Brady?
QB Tom Brady
Should have guested Brady Bunch
Not that Namath dude
Not that Namath dude;
He was on The Simpsons, once.
Car had vapor lock.
Car had vapor lock?
You mean the vacuum cleaner
stuck to the floor mat?
Stuck to the floor mat
there are Raisinettes, popcorn,
jujubes… Try some!
jujubes… Try some!
bought in 1986
should still be good though
Should still be good though
Their shelf life is like Twinkies
Long live the roaches
Long live the roaches!
May they all reside in states
not named Washington.
Not named Washington,
Or Jefferson, or Lincoln;
I’m John C. Calhoun!
I’m John C. Calhoun!
I would have been POTUS if
Adams got Lincoln’d
Adam’s got Lincoln’d.
His initial car was the
BatLamborgini.
BatLamborgini
Got repossessed 'cause Batman
Couldn’t make payments
Couldn’t make payments?
“Lamborghini” has an “h.”
Couldn’t TITLE it.
Couldn’t TITLE it -
There’s no H in the Bat car.
(trademark/brand issues)
Trademark/brand issues
Tries to excuse a lot of
Lazy Bat-spelling.
Lazy Bat-spelling:
NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH A
TYPO, Mr. Mutt.
Typo Mr. Mutt
Would look like this: Mt. Mytr.
How’d you cap all that?
