How’d you cap all that?
(comes up with perfect answer)
“It was a typo”.
“It was a typo”.
Wait a minute, cats can’t type;
It looks like this: lSD;LJFHs;oehyl/nxc;lvjhWPOEYPWOER;K>ZCBV;oehQEB.Z<B;wi]1ok (<–all one syllable)
It looks like this: lSD;LJFHs;oehyl/nxc;lvjhWPOEYPWOER;K>ZCBV;oehQEB.Z<B;wi]1ok (<–all one syllable)
My cat’s named Boo, not Typo.
And he’s never made a typo, not once in all the months I’ve known him. (<–read fast, like it’s five syllables)
“And he’s never made a typo, not once in all the months I’ve known him.”
Say, that’s some cat you got there.
Does he do windows?
Does he do windows?!
Ceilings, refrigerators…
He scales all mountains.
He “scales” all mountains.
So he’s really some kind of
Fish-cat, wait…Catfish!
Fish-cat? Wait… Catfish
Hunter played for the Yankees,
But not the Marlins
“…but not the Marlins.”
“Surely Miami could still
Make the World Series.”
Make the World Series
Players ride unicycles,
Wearing big clown shoes.
Wearing big clown shoes
is hardly worth the effort
at the Flea Circus.
At the flea circus:
diminutive spectacles,
low risk of disease!
“Low risk of disease!”
Said the streetwalker to me
Reassuring. Not!
Reassuring? Not!
I am tied up with frayed nerves,
Roping to get loose.
“Roping” to get loose?
What, are you Scooby-Doo, now?
Where’s Fred and Raggy?
Where’s Fred and Raggy>
Adrift on the shores of kids’
Imagination.
Imagination
is that which turns me into
Katherine Upton.
Katherine Upton?
Who needs her when we have the
Lovely CheshireKat?
Lovely CheshireKat?
Are you sure that creature is
the same sex as Kate?
the same sex as Kate?
only if she’s all about
the kinkier stuff
the kinkier stuff.
According to deviants
It is the right stuff.