It is the right stuff
that battles with the left stuff.
Give me middle stuff.
[contents of Haiku do not necessarily reflect the views of the Haikuor]
Give me middle stuff
In Oreos first, and eat
The cookie parts last.
The cookie parts last
Forever. Oreos have
Great preservatives
Great preservatives
were the closely-kept secret
Of the great Dick Clark.
Of the great Dick Clark
He used three syllables when
he said mayonnaise
He said mayonnaise.
Thank you IG. Now I’m stuck
repeating that word.
Repeating that word?
National Hot Dog Day should
not need mayonnaise
Not need mayonnaise?
No, but in a pinch, it makes
A nice lubricant.
“A nice lubricant”.
'Kay, why did you mention this?
Are you frustrated?
Are you frustrated?
No, but for some reason my
crotch smells like a sub
Crotch smells like a sub:
“Rig for dive, take her down!” to
Marianas Trench
Marianas Trench
The name of the new dancer
At the Airport Lounge
At the Airport Lounge
they offer sugar, spice and
Every. Thing’s. Nice.
Everything is nice
When you’re tanked up on codeine.
Cough! Koff-koff! Who cares?
Cough! Koff-koff! Who cares?
Mustard’s under the weather
Lost his yellow glow
Lost his yellow glow:
My Homer Simpson night-light
Has blown out its bulb.
“Has blown out its bulb”
police reported at the
Daffodil crime scene.
Daffodil crime scene –
Rose had an alibi, but
Violet did not.
Violet did not.
Lucy, Marcy? Who DID turn
Peppermint Patty?
Peppermint patty
Sounded like a good thought but
Messed up my Whopper