Messed up my whopper:
That damn shark stole my tuna.
Where’s the dynamite?
Where’s the dynamite?
Probably stolen by the
Minecraft creepers (booooom!!!)
Minecraft creepers! (booooom!!!)
Taking care of them’s easy:
Punch the “off” button.
Punch the “off” button.
HURRY BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE.
NO Kardashians.
No Kardashians
Were harmed in the making of
This film. They were killed.
This film, “They Were Killed”
had mixed reviews, don’t you know:
Gene’s up, Ebert’s down.
Gene’s up, Ebert’s down.
There are several ways you
can interpret that.
can interpret that
poem in five syllables
(failed game show concept)
ETA: link
Failed game show concept:
Miss a question, you must pay
Money to Ben Stein
Money to Ben Stein
Will not be supporting the
Republicans. RIGHT!
Republicans. RIGHT!
Democrats. LEFT! Hup, two, three…
You - MIDDLE. SIT! STAY!
You - MIDDLE. SIT! STAY!
It is dog eat dog out there
Milk Bone underwear
Milk Bone Underwear
Advertising everywhere
That’s true nowadays.
Milk Bone underwear
Does not hold up well when wet
No market for it.
That’s true nowadays.
You might have found it prior,
but those days are gone.
No market for it.
Mail-order husbands were CHEAP!,
But those days are gone.
But those days are gone -
the ones where I felt so SANE.
I’m confused again.
I’m confused again,
But, well, this is nothing new.
Um…what time is it?
Um…what time is it?
Ninety kilogram o’clock,
and yes, sad but true.
and yes, sad but true,
she dumped me. How could she not
want a coyote?
want a coyote?
I know a slightly used one,
but the price seems high.