But the price seems high
By value comparison
with last year’s model
With last year’s model?
Jeez, where’s the coyote wuv?
I got yer back, Cuz’.
I got yer back, Cuz’.
Familial wiliness -
How adorable.
How adorable:
A baby with a nail gun.
Put that on YouTube!
Put that on YouTube!
Put everything on YouTube!
And fuck you, YouTube!
And fuck you, YouTube!
Actually, it’s fuck you
damn Google merger.
Damn. Google merger.
Fuck all y’all, I tell ya!!!
I’ll retire dirt poor.
I’ll retire dirt poor,
Having spent all of my dirt
On dirty women.
On dirty women,
Benny liked to carefully
soap clean bikinis.
soap clean bikinis
or, if modesty desired
a unikini
A unikini?
Is that a bathing suit for
Slutty unicorns?
Slutty unicorns
are pointedly referred to
as Unihorndogs.
as Unihorndogs
roam the 'hood, you should hide the
weak and the slutty
“Weak and the Slutty”
Sounds like the name of a bad
Spaghetti Western.
Spaghetti Western,
angel hair and cactus juice,
with a dill pickle.
With a dill pickle
and a Barbie dress you can
amuse a toddler.
amuse a toddler
tell him you’re the baby police
then read him his rights
then read him his rights.
Though most toddlers I have known.
Have more wrongs than rights.
“Have more wrongs than rights”
could end up political,
Biblical…or not.
Biblical…or not.
I still think “Turn the other
cheek” is asinine*
(*Get it? Cheek–ASS-inine)