Says the Tigers fan.
I only eat Frosted Flakes
Because Tony rules!
Because Tony rules,
Miami is Smack City.
Meet my little friend.
Meet my Little friend,
Dr. Doo, who can channel
dead Francis the Mule.
dead Francis the Mule
she knows Mr. Ed’s real name:
Bamboo Harvester
Bamboo Harvester –
Hamboo Barvester, thanks to
Reverend Spooner.
Reverend Spooner,
absent-minded professor:
“Sale of Two Titties”.
“Sale of Two Titties.”
The masterwork of English
Lit. By Darles Chickens.
lit by Darles Chickens
that stove will cook anything
except barnyard fowl
Except barnyard fowl,
Most birds taste like what they eat;
Hens taste like chicken.
Hens taste like chicken
IF they’re allowed to run free
in paprika fields.
in paprika fields
Dor’thy and the others crashed
wait…was it poppies?
Wait…was it poppies?
The Witch dealing opium?
Toto smashed on what?
Toto smashed on what?
On the front of the basket
When Dorothy braked.
When Dorothy braked
Rose and Blanche smacked the windshield
Golden Girls trauma
Golden Girls trauma:
That God-awful show came on
And I had a stroke.
And I had a stroke
of luck: the television
blew a fuse and died.
Blew a fuse and died.
That’s my story. Just ignore
my foot stuck in it.
My foot stuck in it,
The giant clam ended my
Deep-sea diving career.
Deep-sea diving career
Has bunches of syllables
Maybe too many?
Maybe too many?
I think it was a typo:
“Deep-sea diving car”.