(I pronounce career, in usual conversational flow, “c’reer”. Like “Call the p’lice, please”. Poetic license.)
(I have the opposite problem, being raised in the South…ca-ree-ah. Your license is granted.)
“Deep-sea diving car”.
I had that toy as a kid.
Oh, the adventures!
Like Napa ought toe parts?
OK, we’ll allow it.
-The Haiku p’lice
Oh, the adventures!
That’s why I love playing in
The Straight Dope’s Game Room.
The Straight Dope’s Game Room.
Cafeteria standards–
The five-minute rule.
The five-minute rule -
if only it didn’t take
ten minutes to load.
ten minutes to load
that’s an odd time; sorta like
half past monkey’s ass
Half past a monkey’s ass
And quarter to his balls – went
My old school version.
My old school version
Had five syls first line, not like
jtur88s
Jtur88’s
First lines need to be retyped –
Capitals, you know.
Capitals, you know;
Classic playwrights, not so much.
Jeopardy, you suck.
Jeopardy, you suck
worse than a ninja in the
pre-coffee time frame.
Pre-coffee time frame?
How about in the days before
Non-dairy creamer.
Non-dairy creamer.
About as authentic as
Ritz Mock Apple Pie.
Ritz Mock Apple Pie,
and mock turtle soup are made,
inauthentically.
inauthentically,
Like “genuine replicas”
On shopping channels.
On shopping channels
you will hear over eighty
adjectives for “gold”.
Adjectives for gold
Change according to market,
Whether bull or bear.