The movie was gross
But so were the profits, so they
Greenlit a sequel.
“Greenlit”: a sequel
To a movie called, “Greenlight.”
What is the prequel?
What is the prequel?
“Mighty Photosynthesis”.
Without it, we’re doomed.
Without it, we’re doomed.
But with it, things will be worse –
Capitalism.
capitalism
is my favorite ism
'cept masturbism
'Cept masturbism
As a Dickens character
Called Master Bizzum
Called Master Bizzum,
snoring into his armpit
like a Labrador.
Like a Labrador,
Chasing hares for the very
first time, whoa-oh-oh.
First time, whoa-oh-oh.
Second time, Oopsy daisy.
Third time, piece of cake.
Third time, piece of cake.
First time apple pie with cheese,
next was a brownie.
Next was a brownie
which I just ate, covered in
strawberry ice cream.
[this is true]
strawberry ice cream
best made with butter, pecan,
and no strawberries
And no strawberries,
Which surprised me, after I
Layed my Harley down.
And no strawberries
When the White Sox stopped wearing
Uniforms with shorts.
layed my Harley down
she was gettin’ on on years
shot her in the tire
shot her in the tire,
which was just as well I guess,
as she was ablaze.
As she was ablaze,
Ms. Starr and Earl Long in the
Governor’s mansion.
Governor’s mansion
Was quite a disappointment
Nary a gov’ner
Nary a gov’ner
Using an apostrophe
To desyllabate.
To desyllabate
or not to desyllabate…
that is the question.