That is the question
All must answer in due time:
“Paper, or plastic?”
Paper or plastic –
An option for the mint on
Future currency.
Future currency
will probably involve phones
and texting bit coins.
And texting bit coins,
is what the cool kids have done,
basement dwelling toads.
Basement dwelling toads
Are born in water, breathe air,
Like all Amphibians.
Like all Amphibians,
Michigan J. Frog has a
Deep, baritone voice.
Deep baritone voice
Occurs only in Ranids.
Treefrogs are tenors.
Treefrogs are tenor,
mockingbirds are alto and
coyotes sing bass
Treefrogs are tenors
If you can cut off their balls
Before puberty.
Coyotes sing bass,
Woodpeckers play percussion,
Spiders–string players.
Spiders, string players,
Werewolves, ghosts and vampires:
Yep, it’s Halloween!
Yep, it’s Halloween.
Remember when it was safe
To go trick or treat?
To go trick or treat
Was a phrase that was first used
In 1940.
Sourde: Google Ngram Viewer
In 1940,
in a candied apple eye
I was no twinkle.
I was no Twinkie,
I was a Razzbry Zinger;
Now I’m a Snowball.
Now I’m a Snowball.
I was never a Twinkie -
I was no twinkLe.
I was no twinkLE;
Instead, I was a twinkFE:
Snack cakes made of iron!
Snack cakes made of iron!
Said The Thing as he dug in.
Stinky steel later.
Stinky steel? Later,
Dudes, I won’t be playing with
Your Erector Set
Your Erector Set
and my Easy Bake Oven…
match made in Heaven.