Match made in Heaven,
Are we talking tennis games,
or Hollywood mates?
or Hollywood mates?
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With a conjunction.
With a conjunction,
peanut butter and jelly
are mighty tasty.
Are mighty tasty
are people. Baste well, salt, and
they taste just like pork.
They taste just like pork,
Just like Spam and Taco Bell.
Coincidence? Naah…
Coincidence? Naah…
tacos and burritos are
cheaper than Alpo.
Cheaper than Alpo,
leather strips in motor oil,
more nutritious too.
More nutritious too,
Besides tastes great, less filling.
Lite beer saves the world.
Lite beer saves the world,
but my heart belongs to a
dark foamy Guinness.
dark foamy Guinness
Book of World Records somehow
fell into my beer
Fell into my beer,
Twas merely a tear anon,
Fancy Hank Junior.
Fancy Hank junior?
No. I prefer Hank Senior,
James Brown, or Hendrix.
James, Brown or Hendrix.
Three acceptable names for
the Easter Bunny.
The Easter Bunny:
One poor girl has to work at
The Playboy Mansion.
The Playboy Mansion,
where the pool cleaner has tales;
and frequent nightmares.
And frequent nightmares
From watching “Dawn Of The Dead.”
Nothing’s as scary.
Nothing’s as scary
As two very simple words:
“PRESIDENT PALIN!”
'President Palin!",
Not Sarah as you may think,
Bristol. Poor U.S.!
Bristol. Poor U.S.!
ESPN employees
Hate commuting there.
Hate commuting there;
Pride and Wrath work from their homes;
Gluttony’s homeless.