Gluttony’s homeless.
An untrue statement because,
I found the link here.
I found the link here.
But I think this one’sbetter.
(I eat them this way).
(I eat them this way).
One at a time, by colors.
I’m talking Skittles.
I’m talking skittles
Where you nominate a pin
And sometimes throw cheese
and sometimes throw cheese
at the haikuers who don’t
take the ball and run
“Take the ball and run”
I mean, really - what’s not to
grasp about football?
Grasp About Football:
I’ll name my new product this
Makes the balls sticky*
*(set that one up on a tee fer ya)
Makes the balls [sticky]
Will keep the topic on top
When the page reloads
When the page reloads
we will all see how jtur
skated by that one.
Skated by that one
judge, who gave him top marks, but
the others all booed.
the others all booed
when I was crowned the corn king
I just said shuck 'em
I just said: "Shuck 'em.
Take off your clothes, dear. We’ll have
a wonderful time.
a wonderful time
Watching A Wonderful Life
for the millionth time.
For the millionth time:
“It’s a Wonderful Life” is
A horrible film.
A horrible film.
YES I am the other one
who thinks this way. BAH!
Who thinks this way. BAH!
Sheep with dynamite up butt.
Siss, Boom Bah! Glad, Kat?
Siss, Boom Bah! Glad, Kat?
“I’m a one-man band, I am!”
said cymbal-icly.
Said, “Cymbal-icly?”
No points for you! There are rules
To play Words With Friends
To play Words With Friends –
With qame-playing friends like that,
Who needs enemies?
Who needs enemies?
I thought you said enemas,
See my confusion?