Bank roll Ban Ki moon!
Get in on the ground floor of
The New World Order!
The New World Order!
Bow down, throw roses and cash.
I’m your new leader.
I’m your new leader.
Nooooooo, it’s what we’ve always feared:
“Planet of the Kats.”
“Planet of the Kats.”
The jute mill has exploded.
A non-sequitur
A non-sequitur
is a paradox found in
yon Sequin, Texas
Yon Sequin, Texas.
Where the women are wilder,
The men tired and drained.
The men tired and drained.
From what: vampires, dread disease,
or horny women?
“or horny women?”
Only heard the second choice
Took it anyway.
Took it anyway.
That eclair would have just sat
There in the garbage.
(I’m George Costanza!)
There in the garbage.
It’s right on top, hardly touched.
*Nom nom *yum nom nom.
(I am, too!)
*Nom nom *yum nom nom.
Haiku that line? Surely you
Can’t be serious.
Can’t be serious.
Not when I’m stoned and watching
a Marx Brothers flick.
a Marx Brothers flick
was shot in my pajamas
or something like that
Or something like that
would go nicely in his den.
He’s a lazy boy.
He’s a lazy boy
He clined, then he clined again
He’s a recliner
He’s a recliner
And there ain’t no one finer
He’s my Otto Man.
He’s my Otto Man
remember him? from Airplane
Elaine Blew Him… up
Elaine Blew Him… up.
If I recall correctly,
then he had a smoke!
then he had a smoke
after he was canned, because
where there’s fire, there’s smoke
where there’s fire, there’s smoke
Unless It’s St. Elmo’s Fire
There you have Brat Pack