There you have Brat Pack
Seven brats and seven wursts
A true sausage fest
A true sausage fest:
Venison/Javelina
Pigs in a Blanket.
Pigs in a blanket
Squealing their lust in the dark
Just makin’ bacon.
Just makin’ bacon,
Just like they do it on the
Discov’ry Channel
Discov’ry Channel…
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO IT?
Such pitiful fare.
Such pitiful fare
I ordered some escargot
All I got was snails
All I got was snails
and snips and puppy dog tails.
This is a boy toy?
This is a boy toy!
Observe my magnificence!
And the key in back.
And the key in back
that makes the pup sing and dance.
A wind-up collie.
A wind-up collie
Might run out of energy.
Don’t you bet on it.
Don’t you bet on “IT”;
The kids of Derry, Maine will
Beat that dumb clown good.
Beat that dumb clown good
If you get a chance …play it
Best Damn Party Game !
Best Damn Party Game!
Who’s up for few rounds of
Stark Naked Twister?
Stark Naked Twister
is best played after dinner,
or no one would eat.
Or no one would eat
the proffered dinner on view;
tangled up in oil.
“Tangled up in Oil”
Until Dylan changed it to
“Tangled up in Blue”
Tangled up in blue
lights, red lights, green lights, white lights
stuffed in box last year.
“Stuffed in a Box Last Year”,
stars Buzz Lightyear and Woody.
Toy Story porn film.
Toy Story porn film:
Infinity and Beyond
The Green Door [XX]
The Green Door [XX]
Marilyn Chambers, et al
Old pornographers