Cupcakes, pies, cookies
Pudding, ice cream, gelato
Still room for jello.
Still room for Jell-O,
Milk Duds, Kit-Kats, Junior Mints,
Fruit Roll-Ups, S’mores, and…
Fruit Roll-Ups, S’mores, and…
CHOCOLATE CAKE! Didn’t I
Say chocolate cake?
Say “chocolate cake”
and mutt will do anything.
It’s like hypnosis.
“It’s like hypnosis.”
So you say, but you can not
Control me with your…
Control me with your…
Linzer Torte, Mozartkugeln,
Damn Austrian treats!
Damn Austrian treats,
and damn you swampspruce for the
tantalizing pic.
Tantalizing pic:
Raquel Welch serving up some
Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine chocolate cake!
Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine chocolate cake!
Someone has an addiction.
There’s no cure for it.
There’s no cure for it.
You have one guitar and then,
You have more of them.
(BTW, Kat they taste better than they look… 
)
You have more of them
Haikus, are what I mean, more…
or this thread will end
Or this thread will end
OR we tie on another.
(Tying on one now…)
Too long has it been
since I’ve written a haiku
Merry Christmas, all!
Merry Christmas, all!
(made it under the wire)
Stay awhile, EH.
Stay awhile, EH;
I’d like to hear more Yoda:
“Too long has it been.” 
Yoda? Not my goal -
and still no snow here, alas!
but 'twas a good day.
too long has it been
since Elendil has haiku’d
seems he forgot how
Not that we’re known for
sticking to official rules
ev’ry single time.
Seems he forgot how
To herd cats writing haikus.
Meow, bitch. Meow.
Meow, bitch. Meow.
Oh, cat fight in the brewin’.
Who is giving odds?