Who is giving odds?
Lover here, not a fighter
(but not scared to nip). 
but not scared to nip
at the Jim Beam. Decanter?
I hardly knew her
I hardly knew her
But I still got to* know *her
Daddy issues, see ?
Daddy issues, see?
That’s how you got in this world.
Daddy issues sperm
Daddy issues sperm.
That’s one minute. Then for Mom:
400,000.
400,000
77,000
104
104
F-104 Starfighter
Had stubby lil wings
Had stubby lil wings
For dinner the other night
Wasn’t that hungry
Wasn’t that hungry
until I saw the menu.
Overate again.
Overate again.
But in my view, dieting
Is overrated.
Is overrated
The answer to the question
How’s Miley Cyrus?
How’s Miley Cyrus’
Campaign for vulgarity
Doing this New Year?
Doing this New Year
Just like last year – practicing
My 2’s and 0’s.
My 2’s and 0’s
were Twentieth Century
experiences.
Experiences
Are better experienced
With chocolate cake.
With chocolate cake
Maybe I will have that glass
of milk after all
Of Milk After All,
an ode to bovine udders:
Thy fount is tasty.
Thy fount is tasty,
soft serve machine. Banned for life,
face under the spout!
face under the spout
the best way to drink Guinness
or milk from a cow
Or milk from a cow,
the best choice of beverage
with chocolate cake.