Haiku Madness

With chocolate cake
you always get a burpo
drooling by your side.

Drooling by your side
Is where us burpos always
Need to be, Mistress.

Need to be, Mistress
Nope, I just need to be me
and that’s good enough!

and that’s good enough!
I’m just realizing I don’t
have to be perfect!

have to be perfect
counting haiku syllables
all hell will break loose

All hell will break loose,
and finally Annie and I
WILL BE FREE! HOORAY!

Will Be Free Hooray
One day Soon, I will be free
But Today I’m not

But today I’m not
Nearly as young as I was
This time yesterday.

This time yesterday
I had a premonition
I’d post a Haiku.

I’d post a Haiku,
But it’s just too darn early.
Maybe tomorrow?

Maybe tomorrow,
I’ll want to settle down but,
Until tomorrow…

Until tomorrow…
I will hold off on living
Until life improves.

Until life improves,
I’ll just hang onto the past,
reliving glories.

reliving glories
they’ll pass you by in the wink
of a young girl’s eye.

Of a young girl’s eye,
you could say it sometimes drifts
to rich older men.

To rich older men –
That’s where all the money goes
When you pay taxes. :mad:

When you pay taxes
you are paying for so much
stuff that you can’t stand

Stuff that you can’t stand:
Death, taxes, celibacy…
Isn’t that enough?

Isn’t that enough?
You can go back for more at an
All you can eat place.

All you can eat place:
Just one time I would like to
make them lose money.