Make them lose money.
John Pinette would have been proud!
Fat Man, You Go Now!
Fat Man, You Go Now!
Gabriel Iglesias
Gets Invited Back.
Gets Invited Back
To every house I go to
I bring good liquor
I bring good liquor
AND sexy dancing ladies.
Invite me instead.
Invite me instead?
Just call me “Captain Buzzkill.”
Your shindig is done.
Your shindig is done.
The hullabaloo over.
Brouhaha complete.
“Brouhaha Complete”
Was Dubya’s slogan, changed to
“Mission Accomplished”
“Mission Accomplished”
is rarely heard around here.
(Procrastinator).
Procrastinator:
Cyborg sent from the future.
“Maybe I’ll be back.”
“Maybe I’ll be back,”
said the chiropractor, while
choosing his career.
Choosing his career
Dentist, doctor, fireman? No.
Path of the Jedi
Path of the Jedi!
Episode number thirteen -
R2D2 dies!!!
R2D2 dies!!!
Hasn’t the Star Wars franchise
Been fucked up enough?
Been fucked up enough?
Try a pint of my uncle’s
Hangover Cure Ale
Hangover Cure Ale:
Take one luke warm glass of ale,
Add two shots whiskey.
Add two shots whiskey,
End up with one drunk turkey,
Monkey and donkey.
Monkey and donkey
went into a bar. Ape said
“Give my ass a shot.”
:: sorry, whoever follows me ::
Give my ass a shot.
I’ve been so run down, lately.
Some B-12, maybe?
Some B-12, maybe
BINGO ! , that gives me bingo.
So… what do I win?
So…what do I win?
You chose door number three so,
Goat ice scream for life!