Goat ice … scream for life!
Alpaca sorbet … offered,
Carnivorous treats!
Carnivorous treats!
Fava beans and Chianti
go well with that leg.
Go well with that leg -
artificial advancements
improve many lives.
Improve many lives,
So karma forgives you for
Those you screw over.
Those you screw over
May plot delicious revenge.
Watch out for the soup.
Watch out for the soup!
Colonel Mustard keeled over
After he ate it.
After he ate it,
Burpo had a tummy ache.
Too much chocolate.
Too much chocolate
Not enough herpes zoster
Said no one ever
Said no one ever:
“Let’s have TWO Haiku threads here!”
Oops, I’m mistaken.
Oops, I’m mistaken.
I said that sentence once, but
I made a mistake.
I made a mistake
When I reincarnated
As a waitress’s child
I made a mistake
When I reincarnated
As a waitress’s child
As a waitress’s child
I was circumcised, for sure
And left a nice tip
And left a nice tip
for the tall topless red head
since she served me well.
Since she served me well,
for the tall topless redhead
I left a nice tip.
I left a nice tip
for the tall shirtless waiter.
He served me, then danced.
He served me, then danced,
flames of lust burned down below…
No not lust, just crabs.
“No not lust, just crabs.”
PARDON ME? You’re mistaken.
MY dancer is clean.
My dancer is clean,
Until she climbs the brass pole,
then all bets are off.
Then, all bets are off,
The horses race down the track -
But who will win it?