But who will win it?
Not the jockey who dined at
the Country Buffet.
The Country Buffet:
The jockey’s swear the roast beef
Lost last night’s horse race.
Lost last night’s horse race;
I knew I shouldn’t have bet
on Beetlebaum. Nag!
But do the horses
truly want to race like that?
Happier in fields.
Ooops, sorry. I forgot the rule about using the last line from the previous post.
“On Beetlebaum. Nag!”
Three words I have never used
in any haiku.
In any haiku,
Elendil’s Heir tries utmost,
to correct a flaw.
To correct a flaw,
sometimes Elendil’s Heir pays
a ghost rewriter.
A ghost rewriter
is something I would never
use - nay, fie, for shame!
Use - nay, fie, for shame!
In the Eighteenth Century.
Now, not so much though.
Now, not so much though.
Making terroristic threats
While on an airplane.
While on an airplane,
I pretend I am flying
by flapping my arms.
By flapping my arms
I can ascend not one inch;
Wright Brothers were right.
Wright Brothers were right:
Chicle’s best for chewing gum.
Oops!–Wrigley Brothers.
Oops! Wrigley Brothers
Please don’t stab my chewing gum
Well it is spearmint
Well, it is spearmint,
Albert Spearmint, our best gum!
-Spandau Candy Co.
Spandau Candy Co.
made chocolate sausages.
They lasted one year.
They lasted one year,
One of the Five Greatest Flings.
Then tragedy struck!
Then tragedy struck:
The clock killed one mouse but the
Other got away.
Other got away?
C’Thulhu is everywhere,
There is no escape.
There is no escape.
You’ll be assimilated
Just like Picard was.