Just like Picard was.
Overshadowed by the boy
Evil Wil Wheaton.
Evil Wil Wheaton.
You’ll know him when you see him;
Rockin’ that goatee.
Rockin’ that goatee
The beatnik Maynard G. Krebs
Jammed on the bongos
Jammed on the bongos,
Jellied on the timpani;
Snares? Marmaladed!
Snares? Marmaladed!
Unlike my shoes which have been;
Chewed by Marmaduke.
Thanks EH, Now I have had the pleasure of using words which I had heretofore never strung together in verse.
Chewed by Marmaduke
Was today’s Family Circus
Jeffy all gone now
Jeffy all gone now:
He went to a farm upstate.
Dolly’s idea.
Dolly’s idea:
run Ken and Barbie over
with the Barbie car.
With the Barbie car
and the big G.I. Joe tank.
we will rule the world!
we will rule the world
and the universe as well
but first I must pee
Just one more service I offer.
“…but first I must pee,”
Gorbachev said to Reagan;
summit meeting lore.
Summit meeting lore.
Edmund and Tenzig have tea,
On top of the world.
On top of the world.
That WAS Karen Carpenter.
Now she’s under it.
Now she’s under it
should have had more cheeseburgers
died painfully thin
died painfully thin
house on market forever
no kitchen, ya know
no kitchen, ya know
but who really needs one, if
you always dine out?
You always dine out?
Not me. I like the sweet sound
of the smoke alarm.
Of the smoke alarm,
there are tattered remains now,
Use a broom next time.
Use a broom next time
When you sweep up the kitchen
instead of a fork
instead of a fork
in the road, I took the knife
made all the difference