made all the diff’rence.
I never learned how to count
on my fat fingers.
On my fat fingers
was deposited butter
from my morning toast.
From my morning toast
of Her Majesty the Queen
my day went downhill.
My day went downhill,
But my evening went uphill.
Altitude gain: zero.
Altitude gain: zero
I never should have purchased
That used lead zeppelin
That used lead zeppelin
was buried and we planted
ramblin’ roses there.
ramblin’ roses there
but they used to be right here
I guess they rambled
I guess they rambled
but I stayed home, glad to be
a couch potato.
a couch potato
absolutely requires
sour cream and chives
Sour cream and chives
and butter and cheddar cheese.
Add lots of bacon.
And lots of bacon
to wrap the pizzas: Who counts
the cholesterol?
the cholesterol
is quite a vicious bastard
it will kill you dead
It will kill you dead
Which is worse than killing you
Only mostly dead.
Only mostly dead
is something I hope not to
be for many years!
BE for many years!
Be kind, be cheerful and be
Able to stand fools.
Able to stand fools.
“No longer!”, said the old sage.
Get Off My Damn Lawn!
Get Off My Damn Lawn!
I said to the lawn mower
Oh wait…never mind
Oh wait…never mind!
That album from Nirvana,
Naked baby swims.
Naked baby swims
Trying to catch the dollar
They sure do learn young
The sure do learn Young.
Not so much Crosby, Stills, Nash.
And he’s getting old.