A cartoon goatse
Is NSFW.
Did not know. Spare change?
Did not know spare change
Can save many people’s lives
Ask Sally Struthers
Ask Sally Struthers,
Jean Stapleton, Rob Reiner,
Carroll O’Connor
Carroll O’Connor
Sat in his old easy chair.
“Hey Dingbat, bring beer!”
“Hey Dingbat, bring beer!”
If rewritten for lolcat
“Can has adult drink?”
Can has adult drink?
Can drive the car afterwards?
Can phone bail bondsman?
Can phone bail bondsman?
Use your Get Out of Jail card
Cops will take those right?
Cops will take those right?
Tickets to the policeman’s ball?
Buy one, get one free
Buy one, get one free
Day old rat turd sandwiches
Can’t give them away
Can’t give them away
Not on 7th Avenue
This town’s in tatters
This town’s in tatters.
With sad abandoned houses
Damn mortgage crisis.
Damn mortgage crisis
Folks wanted their McMansions
Live within your means!
Live within your means
Says the man who has it all.
But hey, life is short!
But hey, life is short!
Charles Manson is 82?
Not short for evil!
Not short for evil.
Live rof trohs ton… Everything’s
Going the wrong way.
Going the wrong way
Down a busy freeway, that’s
A bad idea
A bad idea
Is the awful new ads here
Turning posters off
Turning posters off…
If you don’t like the ads here,
Become a member.
Become a member
Of a club that would have me?
I am not joining
I am not joining
Matter and antimatter
Without my crystals